One night,
I couldn't sleep well, and opened my eyes...
Cuckoo clock...!
...to find some strange guy staring at me.
What? So this is Italy's ally?
For some reason, I'm a bit annoyed.
Who the hell are you?!
What did you say?
You must really be ignorant if you don't know who I am.
As you can see from my sculpture-like beauty,
and my steel-like strength,
I'm none other than the great Roman Empire, the supreme ruler of the Mediterranean!
Get out, you suspicious bastard!
What are you planning?!
On top of that, impersonating the Roman Empire, a man I have deep respect for, is unforgivable!
I'm serious though...
Shut your trap!!
From now on, speak only when you're answering my questions.
Who the hell are you?!
Whoa, food!
Potatoes (Raw)
I'm the great Roman Empire.
Because of what you just said, I've decided to put a bullet through your head.
HETALIA
Don't get so worked up.
Come on, you heard my beautiful voice, remember?
What?
T-That was you?!
Well, why are you here?
Oh yeah, I forgot!
I came to see my precious grandson!
Hang on!!
Why is he in my bed?!
Gosh, you're so damn cute!
You're such a good boy!
A dream! A dream!
This is all a dream!
HETALIA
But you're a really lonely guy, aren't you?
You can't even get a girl in your bed?
Shut up!
When I was your age, I was surrounded by beautiful women in bed.
You've got some experience too, don't you?
No, you perverted geezer!
Oh, so you're into boys and older women?
That was popular in Naples once too.
I wish I had done something like that once too...
I'm not interested in anything like that...
But you do it when you're bored too, right?
Paradise harem.
Paradise Harem
I do not!
What?!
So you don't even have sex on the road?!
You've at least kissed a girl before, right?
Maybe a little bit of !@#$ on the beach?
I haven't done any of the above!!
So you're a saint...
HETALIA
All right! I'll give you some special tutoring!
You are so damn annoying...
You at least know where I was, right?
Rome, Italy.
This is my center.
I used to be small back then too.
And so, I beat up Carthage, drank, and...
Ah... whatever.
Every day, I'd eat, fight, have sex, and sleep.
753 B.C., Romulus and Remus, who were raised by a wolf, founded the country...
509 B.C., you banished the King of Etruria, and became a republic.
And even after that, you won land with epoch-making law and military strength,
and in 272 B.C., Italy was unified.
Then, you expanded your sphere of influence across the Mediterranean, and defeated Carthage.
Y-You...
You're a fan of mine? That's what you are?
W-Well... it's true that I respect you, but...
Oh, I see! That's great!
Respect me all you want!
I'm deeply moved!
L-Let go!
Ah, I get it!
Takes a lot to wake him up!
HETALIA
Well, I'm off.
Hang on!
H-Hey... if... if you really are the Roman Empire...
There's something I want to ask you.
Why... did you disappear?
You had so much power, and yet...
Why did you disappear, and where did you go?
Where are you now?
Those are some difficult questions.
I was an idiot.
I didn't realize it.
I thought that power and wealth were something that would stay forever.
And when I realized, I was aged, and in my past glory...
And...
Umm... let's see...
That's right... umm...
Yeah, okay.
Yup, that was it...
Umm, do you know?
Hey hey Vati, give me beer!
Hey hey Mutti, hey hey Mutti!
I can't forget that taste
of the wurst you gave me before!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Look closely, there's Earth!
Might it be Earth?
I'm Germany.
Ah, a fabulous world,
that can be seen with a paintbrush.
Whether it may be games or cleaning,
it's all serious business to me.
Good morning, Germany!
I had a dream about Grandpa Rome last n-
Listen to this! I woke up earlier than Germany for once!
Are you serious?!
We must celebrate this occasion with a dish of red bean rice!
Amazing! I'm amazing!
I woke up earlier than Germany!
Amazing! I'm amazing!
You've grown up, huh?
It took a lot to convince God, but I'm glad I was able to talk him into letting me come see you.
Until next time...